Short Go joke :
- White : "Your group is damezumari."
- Black : "Huh? What does that mean in my language?"
- White : "That you are dead. :-)"
The definition of this word and a lot of other japanese expressions related to Go (WeiChi) can be found on http://senseis.xmp.net/?EssentialGoTerms
(;GM[1]FF[4]CA[UTF-8]AP[CGoban:2]ST[2]
RU[Japanese]SZ[19]KM[0.00]
PW[Blanc]PB[Noir]AW[bn][co][do][eo][fo][go][ep][hp][ip][fq][iq][fr][ir]AB[bo][ho][bp][cp][dp][fp][gp][dq][eq][gq][hq][er][hr][hs]LB[iq:1][hr:2][ir:3][hs:4]C[The last move of black is not good. You are white, show him what is wrong.]PL[W]
(;W[gs]CR[gs]
(;B[es]CR[es]C[CHOICE]
;W[is]CR[is]
;B[fs]CR[fs]
;W[gr]CR[gr]C[RIGHT])
(;B[gr]CR[gr]C[CHOICE This move makes black atari.]
;W[is]CR[is]C[RIGHT So black is dead.])
(;B[is]CR[is]C[CHOICE Black cannot escape in the hope to win liberties.]
;W[js]CR[js]C[RIGHT Black is dead.])
(;B[fs]CR[fs]C[CHOICE Black cannot play here directly. He need to play E1 first]
;W[es]CR[es]
;B[ds]CR[ds]
;W[is]CR[is]
;B[fs]CR[fs]
;W[gr]CR[gr]C[RIGHT]))
(;W[fs]CR[fs]
;B[es]CR[es]
(;W[is]CR[is]C[Seki gote for white. It is not the best that white can do.])
(;W[gr]CR[gr]
;B[gs]CR[gs])
(;W[gs]CR[gs]
;B[gr]CR[gr]))
(;W[es]CR[es]
;B[gr]CR[gr]
(;W[fs]CR[fs]
;B[ds]CR[ds]
;W[is]CR[is]
;B[gs]CR[gs])
(;W[gs]CR[gs]
;B[fs]CR[fs])
(;W[is]CR[is]
;B[fs]CR[fs]))
(;W[gr]CR[gr]
;B[fs]CR[fs]
;W[is]CR[is]
;B[gs]CR[gs])
(;W[is]CR[is]
;B[fs]CR[fs]C[White group is dead. Black is alive.]))